PromoGuy’s Monday Mission 3.04

1. Do you care for poetry? Do you have a favorite poem? Care to share some of it?
Some, I’m not a big fan of poetry, though I have written some. My choice of poems usually run toward the macabre hence my favorite is “The Raven” by Edgar Allen Poe. You can read it here.

2. What does it take to “rock your world?”
A heck of a lot more than you PromoGuy. The twins maybe.

3. Have you ever done anything that landed you in financial trouble? Has somebody else’s action ever caused you financial ruin? What happened?
What lands anyone in financial trouble? Student loans. My wife is constantly trying to ruin us financially, but she has been able to pull us out just in time.

4. Take a stroll down memory lane. There is a song, that every time you hear it, you think of this one person. What’s the song, who is the person, and what memories does it conjure up?
“If I said you had a beautiful body…” by The Bellemy Brothers concerns my wife in situations I will not go into here. Just let me say we didn’t have to wait more than 9 months for our first born.

5. I’ve never cared for football, it was never on in the house growing up and I never developed a “taste” for it. But I’ve always felt like I “should” enjoy it, that I was deficient in some way because I never get excited about things like the Super Bowl (except for the commercials). Are there any occasions when you feel like you are missing out on something that everyone else seems to enjoy?
Yes, the all night orgies.

6. A few of the phrases that get under my skin are “take it to the next level” (which was used when I was told why I was being replaced at Fox by someone who could do that) and “you just don’t get it” (always popular in relationship fights). What phrases “push your buttons” and why?
“Let’s just be friends.” That used to burn my briefs when I was young, especially after we had date for a few months and I’d spent boodles of cash and emotional energy on her.

7. Do you believe in life after death? What do you believe happens when our time is up?*
Life after death? Man, I have trouble thinking past my next meal.

*Question provided by Jill.

BONUS: Everybody’s talking all this stuff about me why don’t they just let me live?
Because they either are overbearing nerf-herders or they know you too well.

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