… and then to the disappointment of all red-blooded American heterosexual males (and a few females too), God dropped and broke the mold. Butterfingers!
For those of you who don’t know Gnome-Girl, she is an attractive young lady who currently resides in California (lucky California) and is a technology fan. (Go Technology!) You can learn more about her from her 100 list. She speaks her mind, so be prepared. She don’t take kindly to no trolls either. Her blog is a delight to read, and I implore the three people who visit my site to visit hers.
And she has red hair. Mmmm, red hair.
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1. What is your favorite type of literature to read (magazine, newspaper, novels, nonfiction, poetry, etc.)?
Novels, horror to be precise.
2. What is your favorite novel?
That’s not easy, I like different books for different reasons. I really just can’t pick one, and the list would take too up too much space.
3. Do you have a favorite poem? (Share it!)
Has to be Poe’s “The Raven”. You can find it here. I’m just a macabre guy.
4. What is one thing you’ve always wanted to read, or wish you had more time to read?
The Kama Sutra, just kidding. “War and Peace” by Leo Tolstoy which can be found here.
5. What are you currently reading?
“Black House” by Stephen King and Peter Straub.
Give yourself five and see what others have said.
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I want to take this time to cordially welcome a lovely and intelligent young lady to my blogroll. Meet Evelyn from Houston, Texas who is the author of Diary of a Courtesan. Yes she is a real courtesan. And for you two guys out there with scum for brains… no she is not what you are thinking. I know where you two guys live and I can kick….
Uhm sorry. Back to Evelyn. You should really check out her diary, but read her bio first. She is a quite interesting and opinionated woman. Please do not belittle, berate, or criticize her. If you don’t like her, just don’t visit her site. I have perused her site (you have to be 18 and older for the some parts of her site, though I’m still can’t figure out why) and diary, and haven’t found anything more adult than what you would find here. I could go on and on about her, but then Gretchen and Michele might get jealous.
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Posted by: Yoggie in News
Very sad news people. One of my favorite persons in the whole wide world, Fred Rogers, the Mr. Rogers of “Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood” passed away this morning. He was 74. I will miss him. You can read about it here on CNN.com. Sorry, I can’t blog anymore right now. Too sad.
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One thing that really gets my unicorn is really, really bad drivers. This… this person just owww… so mad. I was behind this truck at a traffic light. The road we were on has both a left-turn lane and a straight-away lane, and we were both in the straight-away lane with no one in the left-turn lane. The light turns green and this truck just sits there. And sits.. and sits…and sits. Now traffic is going the other way. I beep my horn and the guy gives me the finger! Then when the traffic going the other way clears he makes a left turn from the straight-away lane and he did not use a turn signal! Of course the light turns red before I can go.
In the immortal words of Lo Pan, “Now this really pisses me off to no end!” Thanks to the Official John Carpenter Site.
Mmmmm, Kim Cattrall in a Chineese wedding dress.
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Looks like another blog is biting the dust. wKenShow is closing his doors on his personal blog. And just when I was really getting into it too. Ken says he’ll have another one up soon. By the way, has anyone seen hooptyloops?
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I knew the minute the SciFi Channel advertised their new show “Scare Tactics” that the channel was in BIG trouble. CNN reported on a news story about one of the “participants” in the show that was less than thrilled about being scared for entertainment value. Kara Blanc is suing the SciFi Channel, producers of the show, and two of the show’s actors for physical injuries and severe emotional distress. From what I can gather, the show did not procure a release to film the Ms. Blanc which brings up a whole mess of legal problems to begin with, then performing a stunt that amounts to yelling “fire” in a crowded room. The scenario was to take Ms. Blanc to a rave party and have her be the victim of an alien abduction attempt. Now you maybe saying that she shouldn’t have been fooled by a guy in a rubber alien costume or by the idea of an alien abduction. That was not the problem. In the course of the fake abduction, Ms. Blanc “saw” the alien severely injure or kill one of the actors and she apparently injured herself getting away. I don’t know about you, but if I saw someone killed, my first instinct would be to run like hell and get some help. Seeing someone killed is pretty traumatic if you think it is real.
And to top it all off, the SciFi channel is running scenes from that episode in the commercials for “Scare Tactics“!
There is currently an on-line petition to ask the FCC to investigate the show.
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I’m eating cherries,
with my friend Sherry,
while we are sitting on a hill.
I came over,
with a three leaf clover,
as she was making out with Bill…
Where the heck-n-hoo did that come from? Amazing what goes through you mind as it is wandering aimlessly down the corridors of the maze we call the office. Sometimes my mind scares me.
At last! Now I know why all those gorgeous women are always giving me the seductive glances and the come-hither looks ever since I got married. Why Women Enjoy Sex With Married Men is an article at AskMen.com that explains why women seem attracted to married men, even men they would not normally associate with if the guy was not married. It’s freaky, and it gets us married guys in a whole heap of trouble even when we are innocent and faithful. Man, my wife fumes when she sees these women come on to me, and she always blames ME (in a joking manner).
Has there been any articles on men’s attraction to divorcés? That’s how I met my wife.
Thanks for FARK and AskMen.com for the link to the article.
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One would think that the facilities planning at a major university would know enough NOT to block traffic in-between classes. At least let people know in advance. It’s not like no one has email. And all this just to show off a new wimpy police chopper. I wouldn’t have been angry if they just had some notification. It wasn’t like it wasn’t planned in advance. Enough of the Marvin the Martian rant. Grrr. I’ll show them about landing a helicopter on a publuc road. Grrrr. And I missed class too. On the bright side, I got back to work early. Grrrr! Now I’m really mad.
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How evil are you?I told them not to let me out, but they wouldn’t listen! Must dash off, I have a meeting with wedge of cheddar cheese named Brain. We are going to discuss plans to take over Green Bay.
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