“…girls go crazy for a sharp dressed man..”

1) Of everything in your wardrobe what do you feel the most comfortable wearing? Why?
Jeans and my grey t-shirt make me feel like a woman… er man. I like the casual wear and the softness of the combo. Nothing gets between me and my Calvin Klein jeans… except my boxers… and the fact that I wear Wrangler jeans.

2) How would you describe your style?
“Whatever is on sell at K-Mart or Wal-Mart” or “What Not To Wear candidate special” style.

3) How many pairs of shoes do you own and do you wear them all?
Five, I wear them all but two of the pair travel no further than the edge of my yard.

4) Where do you buy most of your clothes?
Wal-Mart and K-Mart, weren’t you listening? It is not like there are a lot of clothing stores around here for men unless you want to wear suits all the time.

5) What was the last piece of clothing you bought?
Bought? I don’t buy clothes, they just appear on me. The last piece I bought is probably the pair of sneakers I am wearing right now which I purchased two years ago. You see, I don’t buy clothes, clothes is what I get in lieu of presents on Christmas and my birthday.

Anyway, I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.

Remember, No Pants Day is May 6th next year.

Of course it is always No Pants Day in my office. *key the 70′s porno music*

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