I found this test at Joelle‘s but promptly forgot about it until this sexy lady posted it on her site.

This personality test is from OKCupid. You know I’m a sucker for personality tests. And my results are….

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)

Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships–as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You’ve had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You’re a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you’ll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you’ll surprise her by leaving.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach

Your exact opposite: The Billy Goat…. Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

FACT: You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word “sammenschaft”) as “eternal togethermanship”.

Hmmm, I been told the same thing by just about every woman I gone out with… usually right before they dump me. I was so hoping I’d be a Playboy or something.

This could explain why it seems women are so attracted to me regardless of my looks. Yes, I have this big humpback, one eye, no teeth, and I smell like cheese that has been out in the sun for a month.

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