Archive for August 5th, 2004

5
Aug

I wish I may, I wish I might

   Posted by: Yoggie    in Friends, Personal

An interesting question is posed at Just One Bite……

I’m sure I’m not the only one to do this. Ever since I was a kid, I’ve had a list of wishes at the ready, just in case I: a) found a magic lantern, b) purchased a withered monkey paw, or c) stopped a woodcutter from chopping down a dryad. So, what’s on your list?

Three wishes? I guess mine would be as generic as they come.

  • About 30 million dollars U.S. That should be enough to keep my family, myself, and a few close friends in a good, modest lifestyle, pay for college for my family, buy a few houses, and a few cars
  • The end to world hunger and homelessness. Everyone has plenty to eat and can have a safety net to fall back on during the hard times. I think if we all had that little safely net, we would all more likely take the risks and succeed in life.
  • Global understanding and tolerance. If we all understand each other and tolerate everyone then we would all live together much better.

To think about it, if I had the last two wishes granted then most of the hate, violence, and war would end. Not all of it would end, be we would see a big reduction in the strife of the world.

Now knowing that these wishes would never be granted, I am willing to be at this beach at that certain time hiding behind a rock watching. Yes, I am a pervert! I thought you knew that by now.


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5
Aug

It’s Thursday, so this must be Chagrin Falls

   Posted by: Yoggie    in Errata, Funnies

It is pissy being unwell. And taking medication does not make me feel better either. I feel as if I could go back to sleep at the second of inaction.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……….

See, I stopped typing and I went to sleep!

So as to not make this day to total wash, I present to you this short film, Juggs Judy, from Comedy Central’s The Man Show that a friend sent to me. Warning: Like everything else on that show, the clip has mature content that may not be SFW (safe for work) and you definitely do not want 4 year old Junior to watch this. And like everything else on that show, it is gear toward the male fantasy… but it makes a great parody of Judge Judy and Divorce Court.

And yes, there is a Chagrin Falls, Ohio. Interesting choice of names since chagrin means disquietude or distress of mind caused by humiliation, disappointment, or failure.


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