This crap is coming toward me…..

… and this crap….

Plus there is more crap forming in the Atlantic….

So by the end of next week I should be under about 50 feet of water.

This made us buy this crap….

and this crap…

and still more crap…

… and let’s not forget this crap, we almost did forget this….

But I really wanted to buy this….

or this…

But I was overruled.

Maybe I’ll be lucky and some female porn star will need rescuing during the hurricanes and she’ll want to reward me with wild sex. My luck she’d want to have wild sex with my wife.

Did I just see a fish swim by my window?

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