Friday Five? But it is Monday!

1. If you were an alien visiting Earth where would you come from?
And you assume I would come here of my own free will? Ha, puny earthling. If I were to come from any specific star system, I’d have to pick Vega, then when I started eating people I would get this shocking look as people say “I thought you were Vegan!”

2. How would you get here and how long would it take?
I’d use one of those wormhole thingies being as they are instantaneous which means I could sleep in my own bed at night.

3. What would you do or say when you got here?
“I am here to chew gum and kick ass… and I’m all out of gum.” Five minutes later I would be a pile of ash.

4. What would be your best judgment about Earth and what would be your worst judgment about Earth?
Best judgement? Earth has Swedish meatballs. Worse judgment? Earth has gnats, time to wipe out all life on the planet.

5. What would you look like?
It wouldn’t be one eye, one horn, flying purple thing. Maybe a big red blob… oops, that’s been done. Howabout a giant wearing a diaper, it would keep the locals off guard.

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And goldrose is making me hot with those green fingernails.

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