Yog confused.

Yog walk out of cave this morning, saw blue all over sky. Yog saw big yellow thing in sky that hurt Yog’s eye when he look at it.

Yog wonder where big grey cotton ball stuff in sky go. Yog concerned that no water falling from sky and interfering with Yog’s satellite reception. Big yellow thing in sky woke up Yog this morning because Yog forget to close blinds. No need close blinds when always dark.

Yog remembers in distant past that sky was blue and big yellow thing in sky, was time when Yog could wonder out of cave and mow grass that is now knee high to giraffe.

Yog really would like to got back to sleep. Or have sex with cavewoman Raquel Welch Yog saw on TV (cavewife would not approve). Or be able to eat gallon of chocolate ice cream without gaining weight.

Yog may go watch Raquel Welch and figure out why Raquel has cool dinosaurs and Yog only have boring old mammoths. Who Yog kidding, Yog just want to see Raquel.

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