We used to do this in high school, take headlines from the newspapers and add a few words to make them more “interesting”…..

Lions end 3-year road skid… begin 4-year home loss streak

Oddities and rarities: Mariners shut out Red Sox… Old man in white beard with unusual bright glow around him seen leaving ball park

Federal Assault Weapons Ban Expires… Elmer Fudd says rabbit season open

Evacuated Fla. Keys Residents Allowed Back.. but will have to wait another week before allowed front

Gore ‘Fire-Breathing Bush Basher’… dragons say they have more personality than that

‘Evil’ Pulls Public Back to Theaters… ‘Good’ saying it is getting bad rap

MLB Owners Go to Bat for Bush.. Umpire throws out Bush for having cork in his head

Latest ‘Windows’ Boosts Security… now boots in a day and a half

Mechanical miracle: Robot walks on water… man in robes, beard, halo seen laughing nearby

Silent Running: ‘Black Triangle’ Sightings on the Rise… Hugh Hefner seen laughing

Space probes feel cosmic tug of bizarre forces… Darth Vader sought for questioning

Fla. Man May Try To Reduce Ivan’s Strength… last seen running for life from killer rabbits

Lots of Science Intact in Smashed-Up Genesis Capsule… also funny little germs dubbed the Andromeda Strain

Cable Snaps; Stolen ATM Left Behind… ATM wants refund on ride

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