Pour some wrath… please
I saw this thing…

rolling down the road this weekend as I was going to my alma mater’s football game.
This is one case where God or some higher power should exercise her wrathful powers and just smite whomever thought of such a monstrosity.
I can hear the designers now…
“Oh crap! We forgot to design a vehicle for really rich people or idiotic limo renters that not only has all of the stuff in a limo but can also travel off road, get crappy gas mileage, be wildly underpowered, be wide enough to have an orgy in, and it has to be stretch too so we can violate a few dozen traffic laws and make it impossible to steer.”
I can see the limo, and maybe a stretch limo, but a stretch suv limo?
Next you’ll tell me there is a truck limo 4×4.
My assistant just informed me that they do in fact make stretch limo 4×4 trucks…

God is really slacking off on the wrath department… or Hell is on Earth.
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