You wake up one morning, all groggy and tired. As you stumble your way into the bathroom, you look in the mirror and find out that…

1. You’re the opposite sex. Besides the obvious playing with the new parts, what would you do?
I would probably not get past playing with the new parts, but I guess I would take the time to see what it is like to live as a woman before I would go seek help about reversing the condition.

2. You’re someone famous. Who and why?
President Shrub so that I will be taught that he is not as much of an idiot as he seems. But then I would be found out rather quickly because I would act enough of an idiot.

3. You’re the King (Queen) of the World (no, you’re not James Cameron). What edict would you pass?
I would pass the “Everyone Get Along Together Or Else” edict.

4. You’re no longer in Kansas (or this world) anymore. Where are you?
I’m on the Planet Of Beautiful Young Nubile Women Who Haven’t Been With A Man In Ages. I can dream can’t I.

5. You have a clone standing next to you and it’s going to work/school for you while you get to play hooky. What are you going to do today?
Climb back into bed and sleep the rest of the day. Zzzzzzzz…..

Wake up to the Friday Five.

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