Archive for November 4th, 2004

4
Nov

I get searches 11/04/2004

   Posted by: Yoggie    in Uncategorized

I get some strange search results to my site sometimes, much like Eden does.

  • naked splits
  • cute babe (from Wanado.com?)
  • blog female flowers
  • today nsfw blog
  • babe nudity
  • cook penis
  • girl sex babe
  • flirt with sister-in-law
  • the girl in my class blog
  • parasol babe
  • seeking males for fun and filming
  • Michael Cook+girlfriend
  • “planned Parenthood” “redhead”
  • xxx shy girl
  • sex at work
  • co-ed blog
  • Little Green Men Blog
  • office bicycle sex
  • adult blog movie
  • Rhonda Shear news
  • a pic man going crazy
  • sister-in-law sex desire
  • Asia Carrera pregnant (by the way, she is 5 months along)
  • sex with asian girl in chains
  • nudity at work
  • sister in law flirt (this must be some kind of popular subject)
  • seducing sister in law (what is it with the sister-in-laws)
  • asia carrera sex girl
  • painted toes(this is really popular)
  • female superheroes hawkgirl
  • sex loopy(you got me)
  • Miranda Richardson(yeah, I’d search her grrrrooowwwllll)
  • loopy clothing
  • voluptuous females
  • lap dance blog(there is a lap dance blog? where?)
  • end time prophecy weather September 2004
  • best way to lick and finger a girl(you wont believe the number of times I’ve been searched for that one)
  • half girl half robot
  • “mythological form” vampire
  • hair sex(if you really want to know what that is email me)
  • creampie blog(I’m not about to explain this, but if you must know email me)
  • how to have sex with asian women(same way as any other woman I guess)

And this in just the past 30 days!

Maybe I should go into the sex blogging business?


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4
Nov

Musical feelings Friday Five

   Posted by: Yoggie    in Friday Five

Yes, yes, I know. I am waaaay late on this Friday Five. Well guess what, this week’s Friday Five will be late as well do to some problems with the telephone wires at my house (yes, I am still on dial-up).

Answer the following questions with song lyrics. Describe:
1. How you feel about yourself.

“Open the door
get on the floor
everybody walk the dinosaur”… Walk The Dinosaur by Was Not Was

2. How you think your friends view you.
“He’s doin’ well, I gotta kvell
The yentas love him, even shicksas think he’s swell
Show up at his home, he says “Shalom”
And “Have some cake – you want some cake?”
Yah, he calls the shots, we really love him lots
Oy gevalt, I’m so ferklempt that I could plotz”… Pretty Fly For A Rabbi by “Weird Al” Yankovic
– or –
“My diesel rig is northward bound
It’s time to put that hammer down
Just watchin’ as the miles go flyin’ by
I’m ridin’ twenty tons of steel
But it’s sure hard to hold the wheel
While I’m still waiting for my nails to dry
Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
I’m jammin’ gears and haulin’ freight
Well, I sure hope my seams are straight
Lord, don’t let my mascara run tonight
Because I’m drivin’ a truck
Drivin’ a big ol’ truck
Smokey’s on my tail and my accelerator’s stuck
Got these eighteen wheels a-rollin’ until the break of dawn
Drivin’ a truck with my high heels on”… Truck Drivin’ Song by “Weird Al” Yankovic
(I always thought Asia Carrera would be great in a video of this song as the truck driver.)

3. Your family.
“Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our …
Our house it has a crowd
There’s always something happening
And it’s usually quite loud”…. Our House by Madness

4. Your romantic/sex life.
“Cover me with kisses, baby
Cover me with love
Roll me in designer sheets
I’ll never get enough
Emotions come, I don’t know why
Cover up love’s alibi”… Call Me by Blondie
– or –
“Ooh, now let’s get down tonight
Baby I’m hot just like an oven
I need some lovin’
And baby, I can’t hold it much longer
It’s getting stronger and stronger
And when I get that feeling
I want Sexual Healing
Sexual Healing, oh baby”… Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye

5. Your current state of mind.
“I’m walking on sunshine , wooah
I’m walking on sunshine, woooah
I’m walking on sunshine, woooah
and don’t it feel good!!
Hey , alright now
and dont it feel good!!
hey yeh “…. Walking On Sunshine by Katrina and The Waves

I love this Friday Five topic with music. I hope we have more music topics.

Do your Friday Five.


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