He: “Can we have sex now?”
She: “No.”
He: “Howabout now?”
She: “Still no.”
He: “Is now a good time to have sex?”
She: “No!”
He: “Is it a good time now?”
She: “I said no!”
He: “So now is a good time?”
She: “I said no and I meant it!”
He: “So you’re saying that now is a good time for sex?”
She: “You ask me again and I’ll split your head with this book!”
He: “Okay.”
Long silent pause….
She: “Let’s have sex!”
He: “I’m not in the mood.”
She: “But I wanna have sex!”
He: “I’m not in the mood I said.”
She: “You were a few minutes ago. I want sex now!”
He: “Okay, when the commercial with Cindy Crawford comes on we’ll have sex.”
Slightly longer pause…
He: “Do you think this sketch is stupid?”
She: “Yes. It has no punchline and it just drags on and on.”
He: “Maybe we should tell Michael to quit typing.”
She: “I agree.”
Both: “Okay Michael, the joke is over.”
Slightly less longer pause….
He: “Can we have sex now?”
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This song by Stephen Stills from his Buffalo Springfield days came on the radio this afternoon and it is very apt for our times with all of the governmental erosion of our rights and the threat of terrorism. This song was based on a Sunset Strip mob scene that involved an incident of police brutality against a group of hippies. The song morphed later into a statement against the Vietnam war, the Kent State shootings, and the assassination of Martin Luther King. I am surprised that no contemporary artist has not made a cover of the song since 9/11.
It gives one pause to think that the United States may have come full circle to the Vietnam war era with the Iraq war.
What do you think?
For What It’s Worth
Stephen Stills
There’s something happening here
What it is ain’t exactly clear
There’s a man with a gun over there
Telling me I got to beware
I think it’s time we stop, children, what’s that sound
Everybody look what’s going down
There’s battle lines being drawn
Nobody’s right if everybody’s wrong
Young people speaking their minds
Getting so much resistance from behind
I think it’s time we stop, hey, what’s that sound
Everybody look what’s going down
What a field-day for the heat
A thousand people in the street
Singing songs and carrying signs
Mostly say, hooray for our side
It’s time we stop, hey, what’s that sound
Everybody look what’s going down
Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you’re always afraid
You step out of line, the man come and take you away
We better stop, hey, what’s that sound
Everybody look what’s going down
Stop, hey, what’s that sound
Everybody look what’s going down
Stop, now, what’s that sound
Everybody look what’s going down
Stop, children, what’s that sound
Everybody look what’s going down
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Did someone start filming The Mummy III without telling me? It seems that Egypt, Cairo to be exact, is overrun by a plague of locusts. This may seem like an omen that the world is coming to an end, but apparently this happens more frequently that we thought since Egypt has a locust eradicating teams to handle this situation. So don’t go running for the bomb shelter even though Putin did announce a new type of nuclear weapon. No that is something I don’t understand. Who is Russia gonna launch these missiles at? Us? Like we are a threat to them. Terrorists? Like blowing up the house to get rid on one cockroach. Iranians? Come on, one well place conventional warhead would take out their nuclear weapons. Europe? Napoleon did long ago, so no threat of invasion there. Aliens? Well maybe, if they don’t have those shields like in ID4 Monsters? You have Blade and Van Helsing for that.
Maybe they just want to protect those beautiful redheaded Russian women from us capitalistic Americans.
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