Did someone start filming The Mummy III without telling me? It seems that Egypt, Cairo to be exact, is overrun by a plague of locusts. This may seem like an omen that the world is coming to an end, but apparently this happens more frequently that we thought since Egypt has a locust eradicating teams to handle this situation. So don’t go running for the bomb shelter even though Putin did announce a new type of nuclear weapon. No that is something I don’t understand. Who is Russia gonna launch these missiles at? Us? Like we are a threat to them. Terrorists? Like blowing up the house to get rid on one cockroach. Iranians? Come on, one well place conventional warhead would take out their nuclear weapons. Europe? Napoleon did long ago, so no threat of invasion there. Aliens? Well maybe, if they don’t have those shields like in ID4 Monsters? You have Blade and Van Helsing for that.

Maybe they just want to protect those beautiful redheaded Russian women from us capitalistic Americans.

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