If I were a carpenter and you were this week’s Friday Five, would you marry me anyway, would you have my baby?

1. If you were a shoe, what would you look like?
Really old, really ratty, but comfortable and good sneakers.

2. If you were a t-shirt, what would you say?
“Beware of talking to this person. He may say really stupid things and act really crazy if you give him chocolate.”

3. If your house caught on fire and was burning to the ground…what is the one thing you’d save and why?
My family. I replace most everything else, but I can never replace my family.

4. If you were a book…would you read yourself?
Hell yes! Who else has this many fantasies and wild dreams and still can be called normal.

5. If you could do anything at all (without consequences), what would you do?
Oh boy, loaded question. If my wife read this blog I would have the answer that I am about to give. On second hand, she already knows about this. I guess I would have really hot unfeathered no-guilt sex with a lot of hot, beautiful women…. then I go bath in chocolate sauce.

Do your Friday Five.

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