He: “Can we have sex now?”

She: “No.”

He: “Howabout now?”

She: “Still no.”

He: “Is now a good time to have sex?”

She: “No!”

He: “Is it a good time now?”

She: “I said no!”

He: “So now is a good time?”

She: “I said no and I meant it!”

He: “So you’re saying that now is a good time for sex?”

She: “You ask me again and I’ll split your head with this book!”

He: “Okay.”

Long silent pause….

She: “Let’s have sex!”

He: “I’m not in the mood.”

She: “But I wanna have sex!”

He: “I’m not in the mood I said.”

She: “You were a few minutes ago. I want sex now!”

He: “Okay, when the commercial with Cindy Crawford comes on we’ll have sex.”

Slightly longer pause…

He: “Do you think this sketch is stupid?”

She: “Yes. It has no punchline and it just drags on and on.”

He: “Maybe we should tell Michael to quit typing.”

She: “I agree.”

Both: “Okay Michael, the joke is over.”

Slightly less longer pause….

He: “Can we have sex now?”

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