Archive for February 17th, 2005

17
Feb

Really late Friday Five

   Posted by: Yoggie    in Friday Five

I told ya I’d get to it today.

1) Would you rather live in a world with or without technology such as computers, cars, airplanes, bombs?
I wouldn’t know what to do with myself if I lived in a world without technology. I do know that I wouldn’t be living in it long. To many things go wrong with my body to support me without technology.

Of course I am also too lazy to exist without technology.

2) If you had to live without either heating in your house or air conditioning, which one would you keep?
I’d keep the heating. I’ve lived without air conditioning and probably could again, but the winters are too cold to do without heat.

3) If you had to own five dogs, what kind would you get?
Really, really small dogs… the kind I can feed to my cats.

4) If the world had a front porch, what would you do on it?
Watch everyone go by it and yell at the young whipper-snappers that are driving too fast…. and tell the neighbors’ kids to get of my lawn.

5) Would you rather live in a neighborhood where you know all of your neighbors by name, or where everyone sticks to their own business?
I would like to live in a more close knit neighborhood, but as most of the houses in my area rent to students or to families making transitions I don’t get that option. One compensation is that I get to see all those young co-eds sun bathing in the summer.

Do last week’s Friday Five for your honey.


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17
Feb

Notice to voodoo doll user

   Posted by: Yoggie    in Errata, Health, Site News

Whomever has that voodoo doll of me and is using it as hot poker practice, please cease and desist. I am tired of being sick, swollen, and in pain and the magic you are using on me is getting a little old. Come on, if you want me to be your sex slave all you have to do is ask. I am fairly reasonable.. and kinky. So please allow me some time to heal so that I can get back to my normal life.

Yes, it seems I am still sick. Not as bad as I was, but not near 100% either.

But the drugs the doctor gave me has some really cool side effects like lurid and vivid dreams about really hot babes like actress/model Ariel Carmine (warning: adult content).

I’ll do my best to get some post off today as well as last week’s Friday Five.


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