Whomever has that voodoo doll of me and is using it as hot poker practice, please cease and desist. I am tired of being sick, swollen, and in pain and the magic you are using on me is getting a little old. Come on, if you want me to be your sex slave all you have to do is ask. I am fairly reasonable.. and kinky. So please allow me some time to heal so that I can get back to my normal life.

Yes, it seems I am still sick. Not as bad as I was, but not near 100% either.

But the drugs the doctor gave me has some really cool side effects like lurid and vivid dreams about really hot babes like actress/model Ariel Carmine (warning: adult content).

I’ll do my best to get some post off today as well as last week’s Friday Five.

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