Some thoughts just wander around in my head until I write them down. Unfortunately the thoughts then wander around on the paper until I type them… and they still seem to wander after that. Here are some thoughts that I had…

BRATZ^® – Who thought up these things? Big heads, small bodies, big eyes, big lips…. someone must have been thinking about grotesques love dolls or something… or watching to many Pam Anderson videos.

Georgia’s recent abortion wait time bill – According to the law that is sitting on the Governor’s desk at this moment is that a 24 hour wait period will be required before any abortion can be performed in Georgia and if the child is a minor, the parent’s have to be informed first and a pamphlet must be provided that shows the fetus at the different stages of development. Yes, I agree a 24 hour wait period is a good idea, but no exceptions are made in the case of the mother’s health and in instances of rape. And the whole pamphlet idea is just gross. The woman wanting the abortion is having a hard enough time as it is, we don’t need to add more guilt and anguish. And informing parents of minors getting an abortion is fine if an exception is made for special instances such as rape and incest, but the bill has no provisions for such.

Reality shows – This was one concept I never fully understood. I know quite a few people are really big fans of some of them, but I just don’t get it. It seems invasive and morally iffy. I like the educational shows on channels like Discovery, A&E, and TLC, I even like shows like What Not To Wear, Trading Places, and While You Were Out. I just don’t get the Trading Spouses or Who’s My Daddy, or whatever it is called. It sounds so sleazy, like watching a train wreck with hundreds of mutilated bodies flying around.

Bob and The Enzyte commercials – I wonder about Bob’s wife. Every time you see her she is smiling like Bob. We know why Bob is smiling, he is getting a piece from every woman in his neighborhood and at work because he is “enhanced”. You’ve seen those women, they just can’t wait to sit on Bob’s lap and when Bob emerged from the pool they had this dreamy look as if they had been getting personal attention from Bob. All the guys are upset until they get some Enzyte and they start getting what Bob is getting. But back to Bob’s wife. Okay, she may be smiling because he is doing her in his “enhanced” mode and she is also probably downing enough Valium to keep an elephant happy… or is she. Maybe Bob’s wife likes to watch as Bob demonstrates his “enhanced” abilities to the ladies.

I have some more stuff on my mind, but my brain hurts right now so I’ll just leave you with the above.

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