Yes, I haven’t died yet you… you… you people you. No, I just so busy WORKING that I haven’t had time to blog. That and I’m having wild sex parties with a group of Oriental women… okay, so no sex parties or Oriental women, just a lot of Soccer Dad stuff.

More powerful that an errant young boy, faster than a speeding soccer ball, able to leap short fences in a single bound. Look! Up in the parking lot! It’s a construction worker, it’s a pop star, no it’s…. Soccer Dad!

But not even Soccer Dad can save you from TAX DEADLINE DAY! Yes, you have only a few hours left to get your taxes done and post marked. So for those who have not filed their taxes, now is the time to panic!

I filed mine waaaaaaaay back in February. Taxes is one thing I do not procrastinate on.

Besides, it’s fun to watch all these people panic at the last minute knowing you have already filed.

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