Daily drudgery that is all… not much happening in my life. I guess I should be thankful since I could be in the middle of a war or in the deepest darkest jungle fighting malaria or I could be having sex with wild female pornstars.

Well, the having sex with wild female pornstars might not be too bad.

Work, work, work…. no fun or sex.

No sleep cause I’m not getting enough sex.

Well, I could be not getting enough sleep because I’m having an allergy attack (those damn magnolia blossoms!), but it is much more sympathy drawing to say it is due to lack of sex. Sympathy sex. Symphony sex… with an all girl orchestra.

Orchestra instruments are sexy…. the violin and base bows moving back and forth like the in and outs of coupling, the oral stimulations of the woodwinds and horns, the tender drumming on firm buttocks, the piano massages across your lover’s back. Sounds very erotic. I don’t think I’ll be able to go to the symphony again the same way again.

E-ro-tic… sounds like some e-commerce utilization of tic repellant.

Now that I have everyone turned on and frustrated as I am, I will leave you with this one word… FAIRIES!

Floaty crowny things

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