Sometimes I can resist reading spam, especially when I get tickled over the title…
Subject: Make your wife happy
..or how to commit yourself to a sanitarium.
Hi there,
Well, aren’t you courteous.
Try this special product, Cialis Soft Tabs.
Now we are being bossy!
We have millions of happy customers all around the world.
So you have a working relationship with Smiling Bob?
You will get the perfect feeling of being a man again!
So I guess I’m feeling like, say, an amoeba right now?
Cialis Soft Tabs is the impotence treatment drug that everyone is talking about.
Not around here. Everyone seems to be talking about hot showers.
Cialis acts up to 36 hours, compare this to only two or three hours of Viagra action!
Imagine an erection that last 36 hours! Damn! Hide your women, grandpa has taken his Cialis again!
The active ingredient is Tadalafil, same as in brand Cialis.
Tada lada lada dada.
Simply dissolve half a pill under your tongue, 10 min before intercourse for the best erections you’ve ever had!
Unless you have kids, which you need to swallow the whole bottle and grease the door handle.
Cialis also have less sidebacks (you can drive or mix alcohol drinks with them).
You can have sex, drink, and drive all at the same time. Sounds like my teenage years… well except for the sex.
No prior prescription is needed.
…. cause the only doctor that would prescribe it lives on the Amazon in a reed boat that sunk two days ago.
* Save up to 80% compared to the pharmacies.
As if this would be sold at a pharmacy.
* Worldwide shipping
Except to towns named Toledo, Salem, and Devil’s End, and to Jimmy Buffet’s cellar.
* Impress your woman today!
Impress her as to how stupid you really are… and with the 36 hour erection!
You can get it at: http://*****/
… i.e. spam headquarters.
No thanks: http://******
Exactly… I can joke about 36 hour erections for only so long.
Spam people, you make it too easy. And before you try to sue me, you sent me this crap so I under obligations to make fun of it.
Email this post