I can just here you now – “No more memes please!”

Well, it is better than slinging poo and yelling “there’s a monkey on the wing!”

Okay, not much better but it is a start.

What to do, what to do. I could tell y’all about my classes, but they would bore you into unconsciousness. I could talk about the difficulties of mowing a lawn with a battery powered push mower but it makes me sweat just thinking about it. I could tell you about the time I had an orgy with three redheads, but I’d be telling a fib. I could post some photoshopped pictures but I don’t have any ready.

So I guess I’ll leave you with these words of advise… Don’t eat aluminum foil, it makes your mouth all yucky and gross feeling.

Mood: undecided

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