Yes! I’m talking to you, person who can’t be bothered to stop at stop signs! I have a list of things I would like to discuss with you…

• the afore mentioned inability to stop at stop signs and avoid nearly hitting other vehicles
• your ownership of a truck that has no turn signal (since I never saw you use one)
• your headlights don’t work or you are too lazy to turn them on when it is dark (at 9 P.M this time of the year the sun has been down for at least an hour)
• I see you have steering problems since you can’t pick a lane and stay in it
• though I admire you ability to drink beer, drive, and talk on the cell phone at the same time, you should not be practicing it on the road, especially one as crowded as the one the other night
• I see you don’t have a ash tray in the truck or a garbage bag since you threw out your cancer stick butt and your beer can out the window
• you might want to get your eyes checked since you had a police car following you when you chunked the items out and failed to see his lights flashing behind you
• pleading your innocence by using foul language at a volume that the people in the next county can hear is not a good idea when you lead the policeman on a three mile, 35 MPH pursuit with lights and sirens just so you can go to the grocery store
• telling the policeman to f*&k off and marching into the grocery store will get you tazored, especially when the policeman told you to halt – twice
• using the same colorful language when you talk to the reporter about suing for police brutality is never wise
• sending a letter to the editor about the article the reporter wrote about you and about how you are still in jail without first proofreading for gross spelling and grammatical errors will not win you any supporters
• you need to find another excuse for your actions – the “I was outta beer and thought the store was going the close” defense does not work (besides the store doesn’t close, it has been open 24 hours a day for ten years)

Guy in black truck, knowing that you will be driving anyway after they suspend your license, please make a point not to be on the road when I am.

Mood: angry

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