1. Amazing:: Race (to get to work on time)
2. Delights:: Carnal (naughty, naughty, naughty)
3. Inspired:: by actual events (like the aliens that landed in my backyard and started singing show tunes)
4. Disgusted:: by my behavior (I’m a dirty old man)
5. You:: and me and dog named Scooby (living and loving in a van)
6. Vagina:: connected to womb (well it’s better than what I was thinking)
7. Palm:: trees (for Christmas – for you people in Florida)
8. Sweetheart:: Valentine’s Day (as in massacre if you forget her on that day)
9. Guilt:: by association
10. More to come:: Stay tuned

Mood: confused

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