1. Who is your favourite superhero?
   Batman because he is a true superhero. He has no special powers that protect him, he is always putting his life in danger. Though he is a rich guy, he is still human. Plus he is very dark. But David Dunn of Unbreakable is a close second.
2. If you were a superhero, which one would you be?
   Superman. Yeah, I know. I like Batman, but Superman is less venerable. And who wouldn’t like to be able to fly, have super-strength, and be virtually invincible.
3. Justice League or Injustice League?
   Given the super-wimpy criminals in the Injustice League in the DC universe, I’d stick with the Justice League. At least they don’t bicker all the time.
4. Which supervillain would you be?
   Scarecrow. A very minor villain in Batman, but he has the key to truly destroy Batman. And his specialty is coo — fear.
5. If you could have superpowers, what would they be?
   Invincibility and super-strength… I don’t really need the x-ray vision or the super-hearing and I have a problem with heights.

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I am getting so tired of receiving e-mails from strangers concerned about the size of my penis. I know I’m not Long Donkey Kong but I don’t need any more help in that department. Take for instance this e-mail (hey, you were stupid enough to send me spam so know I can share)…..

From: an idiot
To: me
Subject: Just checking in
Awww, that’s sweet. Now BITE ME!

S-ensational revolution in medicine!
You mean they have found a cure for that rash I got back in ’77 from my skanky girlfriend-cousin-aunt who got pregnant with the devil’s child after the night we made that there bald guy squeal like a pig!

Enlarge your penis up to 10 cm or up to 4 inches!
Is that length or girth…. I don’t think my pants will take for more inches of girth. What a minute, 10 cm is only 3.9 inches and 4 inches is 10.2 cm.

It’s herbal solution what hasn’t side effect, but has 100% guaranteed results!
Are we inventing new sentence structures here? So you are saying that this stuff will not make me glow in the dark or sprout wings on my penis? Then why the heck would I want it.

Don’t loose your chance and but know wihtout doubts, you will be impressed with results!
You were excatly the spelling bee champ at school, were you sport. Well, if it at gonna give me penis wings I am not impressed.

C-liisk he`re: http://***********.***
So now we are speaking in code? I’ll go along. Sl’ap doooonkey arse.

I have received like ten of these e-mails today. I hope you shrivel up and lose all bowel control during you mothers wedding to the 15 year old kid who got her pregnant, you spam person.

Yes, I am in a bad mood. My evil plan to take over the world fail last night because Pinky had two tickets to the opera.

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1. What job do you have?
   I am a programmer/web developer.
2. Have you been trained for this job?
   Yes, I went to college and got a degree in Computer Science, plus I’ve had extra training, and now I’m taking courses for an advanced degree.
3. What do you like in this job?
   Programming.
4. And what do you not like?
   Working with users/customers that don’t make an attempt to work with you.
5. What would be the job of your dreams?
   To get paid to blog.

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1. On what day do you celebrate Thanksgiving?
On the official U.S. Thanksgiving day.

2. How do you traditionally celebrate this food filled holiday?
Eat lots of food and watch television (primarily football). If I have the strength later I hang Christmas lights.

3. How do you like your stuffing cooked (in the bird, separately in a dish, store bought, etc.)?
I prefer it cooked with the bird, but since I’m in the minority we always have it separate.

4. What is your favorite dessert to eat on Thanksgiving and who makes it?
Pumpkin pie by my wife.

5. Can you name five things you are thankful for?

• family
• health
• home
• friends
• having a job

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