I am getting so tired of receiving e-mails from strangers concerned about the size of my penis. I know I’m not Long Donkey Kong but I don’t need any more help in that department. Take for instance this e-mail (hey, you were stupid enough to send me spam so know I can share)…..

From: an idiot
To: me
Subject: Just checking in
Awww, that’s sweet. Now BITE ME!

S-ensational revolution in medicine!
You mean they have found a cure for that rash I got back in ’77 from my skanky girlfriend-cousin-aunt who got pregnant with the devil’s child after the night we made that there bald guy squeal like a pig!

Enlarge your penis up to 10 cm or up to 4 inches!
Is that length or girth…. I don’t think my pants will take for more inches of girth. What a minute, 10 cm is only 3.9 inches and 4 inches is 10.2 cm.

It’s herbal solution what hasn’t side effect, but has 100% guaranteed results!
Are we inventing new sentence structures here? So you are saying that this stuff will not make me glow in the dark or sprout wings on my penis? Then why the heck would I want it.

Don’t loose your chance and but know wihtout doubts, you will be impressed with results!
You were excatly the spelling bee champ at school, were you sport. Well, if it at gonna give me penis wings I am not impressed.

C-liisk he`re: http://***********.***
So now we are speaking in code? I’ll go along. Sl’ap doooonkey arse.

I have received like ten of these e-mails today. I hope you shrivel up and lose all bowel control during you mothers wedding to the 15 year old kid who got her pregnant, you spam person.

Yes, I am in a bad mood. My evil plan to take over the world fail last night because Pinky had two tickets to the opera.

Feelin’ sick

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