Prez Bush: “Daddy, Daddy! Those mean ol press people are pickin’ on my war. They won’t report the good stuff going on.”
Ex-Prez Bush: “Grow some backbone, boy.”
Prez Bush: “But what do I do?”
Ex-Prez Bush: “Get the zombified people that still listen to you to write to ABC News telling them to ask for a more ‘balanced’ coverage, not to talk about fightin’ and insurgents all the time.”

Yep, it seems that the hundreds of people who still listen to Bush wrote to ABC News about their coverage. Yes, I said hundreds. Yep, you got plenty of support there sport.

Mood: bangin’ head against wall!

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