1. Do you really make wishes when you blow out the candles on your cake?
No, I stopped when it was clear I was not going to marry Raquel Welch.

2. Have any of the wishes ever come true, if yes?
No, and I’m still pissed about not getting Raquel Welch.

3. How do you feel about birthdays? (e.g., love the attention, just another day, don’t want anyone to know my real age, etc.)
I used to like the attention, but it has gotten to be too much of a hassle.

4. Tell us a favorite gift you’ve received, or something you’d really like for your next birthday.
I would like a date with Raquel Welch, but since that’s not gonna happen, howabout a new car.

5. What flavor cake?
Classic yellow with home-made chocolate fudge icing.

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