Archive for October, 2006

31
Oct

Happy Halloween… argh!!!!!!!!!!

   Posted by: Yoggie    in Important Events

It’s Halloween and you know that that means….

Screaming skulls

Insane bats

Dead things

Ghostly apparitions

Evil kids planning on tee-peeing your house

So beware and….


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30
Oct

Friday Five for October 27, 2006

   Posted by: Yoggie    in Friday Five

Feed Me Seymour

1) What was the last thing that you ate?
Some donut holes — it is breakfast after all.

2) Who was the last person you shared a meal with?
My family.

3) What is your favorite all time dish (recipes welcome)?
Home-made chili.

4) If you could eat one thing for an entire year, what would it be?
That would get awfully boring and probably unhealthy.

5) If you could have dinner with any five people (dead or alive) who would they be?
Raquel Welch, Marilyn Monroe, Stephen King, H. P. Lovecraft, and F. Paul Wilson.


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30
Oct

Unconscious Mutterings 195

   Posted by: Yoggie    in Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Costume :: party
  2. Beg :: for forgiveness
  3. Hottie :: Raquel Welch
  4. Celebrity :: noodles
  5. Saturday :: college football
  6. Buckle :: your seat belt
  7. Doorbell :: mind control
  8. Rude :: awakening
  9. Absence :: of brains
  10. Hyper :: cube


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23
Oct

Friday Five for October 20, 2006

   Posted by: Yoggie    in Friday Five

1. How do you deal with stress?
I run and scream a lot… or I just take a time out and try to relax until the stress passes.

2. Do you have a favorite “comfort food” and what is it?
Chocolate, what else!

3. Do you have a “comfort activity” and what is it?
Reading… but then I don’t have to be stressed to read.

4. What days depress you and why?
Mondays, do you have to ask.

5. What days excite you and why?
Saturdays! Because it is the weekend.


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23
Oct

Unconscious Mutterings 194

   Posted by: Yoggie    in Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Stuff :: in my closet
  2. Block :: that kick
  3. Ingredient :: secret
  4. Flagrant :: disregard for safety of objects
  5. Dandruff :: on my shoulders makes me high
  6. Betty :: White
  7. Tide :: is high and I’m holding on…
  8. Judges :: on the panel
  9. Take it easy :: don’t let the sounds of your own wheels drive you crazy
  10. Chef :: O’Brien


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18
Oct

Unconscious Mutterings 193

   Posted by: Yoggie    in Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Weeks :: left in the year
  2. Cough :: my lungs out
  3. Jail :: bait (what that girl looked like that tried to pick me up the other day)
  4. Produced ::
  5. ? :: You’re asking me?
  6. Stapler :: why wont it work
  7. Next :: person who asks me about the the banana in my ear gets it!
  8. Perky :: boobs
  9. Oxygen :: Love is Like….
  10. Musical :: chairs


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13
Oct

Friday Five for October 13, 2006

   Posted by: Yoggie    in Friday Five

1. What job do you have, and why do you like/hate it?
I am a programmer and yes, I like it.

2. As a kid, what did you want to be when you “grew up?”
I really had no idea what I wanted to be when I grew up.

3. Is the job you have now anything like what you imagined as a kid?
No, but then computers were nothing like they are today.

4. Do you have a five-year career plan?
Yes, keep working until retirement.

5. In order to get the job of your dreams, is there anything you wouldn’t do? Why?
I have the job of my dreams…. I just wished it paid better.


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11
Oct

I didn’t do it!

   Posted by: Yoggie    in News

At least it wasn’t just me that was having problems yesterday…..
Microsoft struggles with patch

And this is just stupid….
Muslims offended by 5th Avenue Apple store
Here is the original report by MEMRI…
Apple’s “Mecca Project” Provokes Muslim Reaction
Now before anyone of the Islamic faith gets all huffy about the stupid thing, I am not calling Islam stupid nor am I calling Muslims stupid. The people I am calling stupid is MEMRI who did not provide a URL to the site to which they are referring so that anyone can verify the report and the people/person responsible (if the site and report exists) for the report on the Apple store. First, the store has been open for some time, two, they do not serve alcohol, and three, the Islamic faith does not corner the market on cube buildings (I honestly don’t think any Muslim would have made any conscious connection since the buildings only share the general shape, the Apple store is all glass and much smaller with different relative dimensions). I guess some people’s only goal in life is to find something that offends them.


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9
Oct

Casino *spam* Viagra *spam* Sluts *spam*

   Posted by: Yoggie    in Wistful Meanderings

Casino Viagra Sluts

Maybe I should change my blog name to “SPAM THE HELL OUT OF ME, GO AHEAD, I MUST HAVE NO LIFE ANYWAY SINCE ALL I GET IS FREAKIN’ SPAM BLOG”. I big bold aquamaroon letters with little curlycues on them. And change the background to red with a darker reddish text like so…..

If you can read this you are freakin’ me out because I got a headache just proofing these two colors together!

No, I’m not bitter with the lack of comments or trackbacks, I’m just confused as how all this spam is supposed to pay off.


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9
Oct

Unconscious Mutterings 192

   Posted by: Yoggie    in Unconscious Mutterings

  1. Opinion :: needs more salt
  2. Tardy :: because I party hardy
  3. Peer pressure :: don’t succumb to it
  4. Grownup :: I’m not
  5. ! :: SURPRISE
  6. Beer :: could use some
  7. Sit :: on my lap, bay-bee
  8. Shower :: Psycho
  9. Consummate :: our illicit love affair… any takers?
  10. Wasting :: my time working when I could be jumping up and down on my bed


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