1. What’s your favorite shade of green?
   A really dark green.
2. Do you wear green on St. Patrick’s Day, and if not, do you ever get pinched?
   Yes, I wear green on St. Patty’s, but I still get pinched. It must be the allure of my tight butt.
3. Do you do anything else to celebrate the holiday?
   Watch the parade on TV.
4. Have you ever consumed a green beer (or any other alcoholic beverage dyed green)?
   Not to my recollection.
5. Do you have a good luck charm, and if so, what is it?
   No good luck charm, but I do wear a St. Christopher medallion.

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