1. Would you rather serve in heaven or rule in hell?
Serve in heaven. I’m too lazy to rule and I’m kinda hoping for a cushy job in heaven.
2. If you had evidence that would catch a killer, but also put you in jail, would you use it?
Yes, first of all I wouldn’t be doing anything to get me in jail (unless the Bush regime makes breathing illegal), second, if I did have to go to jail, the information would probably shorten my sentence.
3. If you could work the worst job you have ever had, for three years and then never have to work again, would you or would you rather work the job you always wanted but not be able to retire until well past the age of retirement?
I’m working the job I want now and I’ll have to retire late. Of course working for three years wouldn’t be too bad either.
4. If you could write four newspaper headlines, which would come true, what would they be?
“World Peace Suddenly and Permanently Breaks Out!”, “Disease Has Been Conquered!”, “Aging Has Been Halted!”, “Michael (me) Becomes A Multi-billionaire!”
5. A video of children in Florida fighting, while adults cheer on, was posted on the popular web site MySpace, The popularity of “gang videos” has also increased, and there has been renewed interest in re creating the infamous “Faces of Death” video series, do you feel there should be laws limiting extreme videos?
There are already laws against such videos. You can’t make snuff films. By the way, “Faces of Death” was fake. The same actors died over and over.
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