On today’s episode of I Get Spam….

Subject         Maximize your Physical Attributes (Yes!  I always wanted a bigger arse and eyeballs!)

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Feelin’: lucky

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Mood: kiss me

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1. Paranormal :: Investigations
2. Alarm :: clock
3. Operative :: red
4. Changing :: shoes
5. Framed :: rabbit
6. Beer :: drinker
7. Referral :: job
8. Unmasked :: Lone Ranger
9. Movie star :: George Clooney
10. Handbook :: How to pick up women

Feelin’: revved up

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1. What do you see when you are looking out of the window closest to you?
Trees, lawn, cars, and park benches.

2. Who was the last person coming into your room?
A co-worker.

3. What is the most predominant color around you?
Pale blue

4. What is right behind you?
Window

5. What is on today’s calendar sheet?
Work, work, work, work, work…. and lunch.

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1. Homicide :: on the streets
2. Divisive :: nature
3. Flash :: Ah-Ah, savior of the universe
4. Steaming :: mad
5. Crunch :: berries
6. Look out! :: Here comes tomorrow
7. Anticipating :: Heinz ketchup
8. Slim :: Jim
9. Navel :: lint
10. Help :: wanted

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1. What song would you sing to your newborn child? (OR if you already had a child, which song did you sing to him/her?)
“Momma’s Gonna Buy You A Mockingbird” was one I sang.

2. How do you think animals think? (i.e. in animal language, human language, etc.)
It depends on the animal. I don’t think animals think per se in a language as more in a response.

3. As a child, did you have a dream to make a difference in the world? Can you describe your dream?
Yes, and it reminds now of the dream Anakin Skywalker had that led him to become Darth Vader.

4. Do you believe in God/a Higher Being?
Yes.

5. Do you believe in aliens?
I would be a fool to believe that She put all of Her eggs in one basket with just one planet of life.

Feelin’:  gloomy

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1. Chemical :: Al
2. Poker :: tournament
3. Federal :: Reserve
4. Mattress :: worn out
5. Who am I? :: Dr. Who
6. Investigation :: CSI
7. In good hands :: Allstate
8. 8:30 :: work
9. Creditors :: bills
10. Resource :: limited

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1. How long ago did you join LJ?
February of 2005, three years ago.

2. How did you find out about LJ?
Through Friday Five.

3. If someone introduced you to LJ, is s/he still on your friends list?
No one introduced me.

4. Have you introduced anyone to LJ?
A few people who didn’t want to set up there own sites.

5. Is your LJ public or friends only, and why?
Public, it links to my public website and blog.

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