Archive for March 17th, 2008
I get spam episode 12002
On today’s episode of I Get Spam….
Subject Maximize your Physical Attributes (Yes! I always wanted a bigger arse and eyeballs!)
Start 2008 (We are in the middle of March, you’re a bit late to start now.) off with an all natural, (made with synthetic gerbil butter and plastic steak) guaranteed (10% sure that it works) male enhancement (So you want to make me watch more football and swill more beer?) solution (what, you’re not offering math problems, you suck!).
http://www.somestupidspammer.com/
10 incredible ways to hit on her (and remain a virgin until you’re 90)
Feelin’: 
lucky
Email this post
kiss me
- Paranormal :: Investigations
- Alarm :: clock
- Operative :: red
- Changing :: shoes
- Framed :: rabbit
- Beer :: drinker
- Referral :: job
- Unmasked :: Lone Ranger
- Movie star :: George Clooney
- Handbook :: How to pick up women
Feelin’: 
revved up
1. What do you see when you are looking out of the window closest to you?
Trees, lawn, cars, and park benches.
2. Who was the last person coming into your room?
A co-worker.
3. What is the most predominant color around you?
Pale blue
4. What is right behind you?
Window
5. What is on today’s calendar sheet?
Work, work, work, work, work…. and lunch.
revved up.