- Must… avoid… blogging… about… politics.
- Alyson Hannigan is pregnant! No, my cute wittle Willow/Lily/Michelle can’t be a mother-to-be!
- Saw V: The Search For More Money is in theaters tomorrow. “You won’t believe how it ends”…. howabout just ending the franchise. No, because Saw VI is coming with a show on VH1 to determine a role in the movie. Will they ever let Jigsaw rot in peace? Have you heard the term “kicking a dead horse”?
- Paging Sarah Conner, Sarah Conner
- String tastes funny
- When cooking dinner, remember to buy food first. Yes, I was all ready to cook steak when I realized that I had not bought any steak. Ramen noodles anyone?
- Always, always check to see if there is any toilet paper before you use the bathroom, especially you women out there.
- Living out in the middle of nowhere means there is no one to bother you, but it also means that it is a major road trip to the grocery store.
- Cars that run on gasoline require gas in the gas tank. When the arrow points to “E” and the “fill the freakin’ tank” light comes on, you should seek out a gas station quickly. You are lucky that it was me that found you by the road and that I had almost a gallon of gas in my lawnmower gas jug.
- Dead squirrels make great dog and cat chew toys. Unfortunately, dead squirrels freak out the women of the house when said dog/cat brings it in.
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