• Must… avoid… blogging… about… politics.
• Alyson Hannigan is pregnant! No, my cute wittle Willow/Lily/Michelle can’t be a mother-to-be!
• Saw V: The Search For More Money is in theaters tomorrow.  “You won’t believe how it ends”…. howabout just ending the franchise.  No, because Saw VI is coming with a show on VH1 to determine a role in the movie.  Will they ever let Jigsaw rot in peace?  Have you heard the term “kicking a dead horse”?
• Paging Sarah Conner, Sarah Conner
• String tastes funny
• When cooking dinner, remember to buy food first.  Yes, I was all ready to cook steak when I realized that I had not bought any steak. Ramen noodles anyone?
• Always, always check to see if there is any toilet paper before you use the bathroom, especially you women out there. 
• Living out in the middle of nowhere means there is no one to bother you, but it also means that it is a major road trip to the grocery store.
• Cars that run on gasoline require gas in the gas tank.  When the arrow points to “E” and the “fill the freakin’ tank” light comes on, you should seek out a gas station quickly. You are lucky that it was me that found you by the road and that I had almost a gallon of gas in my lawnmower gas jug.
• Dead squirrels make great dog and cat chew toys.  Unfortunately, dead squirrels freak out the women of the house when said dog/cat brings it in.

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