- Resolution :: New Year
- Break :: Spring
- Tied :: tongue
- Suffering :: longstanding
- Instead :: of
- Slash :: records
- Divorce :: Hollywood
- Cough :: syrup
- Happy :: hour
- Sniffle :: cold
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We have landed…. in a strange… and remarkable place. The population of Sol-3 look incredible like.. our 21st century Earth. Mr. Spock… is taking… tricorder readings to… verify the inhabitants are indeed human and not… some type of illusion by… parties unknown.
Curiously, I was… stopped in the street and called Mr….. Shatner. Mr. Spock was named by… the passersby as Leonard Nimoy. The kept asking us… what we thought of the new “Star Trek” movie. I assume that it is some local greeting related to a popular event.
Captain’s log supplemental: Mr. Spock has informed… me that we… are indeed in… Earth’s past, 2009 to be exact… which is strange as I learned in… school that Earth was in the middle of a world war in that period.
Captain’s log supplemental supplemental: I woke up in my cabin and all of the past experiences were just a dream. Also, I have stopped using dramatic pausings in my sentences and the Enterprise is a lot brighter and the crew a lot younger.
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How much do your dreams cost?
1. What would you do right now, if money were not an issue?
Pay off my bills and get a soecond car.
2. What would you do for the next three years, if money were not an issue?
Work on a creating a new business.
3. What is bringing you the most joy right now that requires little or no money?
My family.
4. What types of things do you find enjoyable that require no money?
Sitting by the fire ad relaxing to a good book.
5. Is there anything you’ve been meaning to do for a long time, but put off because of money?
Dental surgery on my problem teeth.
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You know your life is boring when the most exciting part of your week is that you forgot to pay the electric bill and you come home to no power.
Yes, I live life in the fast lane! Let me count how I get my thrills..
- driving 5 mile an hour over the posted speed limit
- drinking milk… in a clean glass
- not bathing one day a week, that day being when I don’t have to be near anyone
- not using deodorant one day a week (not on the same day I don’t bath, that would be gross)
- eating mayonnaise
- sleeping with the lights OFF
- STOPPING at red lights and stop signs… no, not California stop, real stop
- going outside without a hat (unless it is really windy like today)
- not practicing safe sex… okay, so I only have sex with my wife and we are fixed to not have anymore children, but I DON’T USE A PROTECTION
- paying my bills on-line
- reading… a book… with some dirty words in it
- looking at porn at home… okay, so I don’t really look as much as I am unofficial tech support for this gal with her own porn site who is clueless about programming, but she does have this cute little smile that turns me to butter so she gets the free tech support (Yes, I am shallow. Smile cute and bat your eyes and you’ll get your way.)
- voting on issues in a way that is not popular with the staunchly conservative side of my family
- downloading songs on the Internet… and paying for them
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- Confirmation :: airline
- Verse :: poem
- Authorize :: passport
- Blog :: entry
- Thirty :: rock
- Heir :: throne
- What are you doing? :: typing
- Complaint :: department
- Leave :: car
- Tune :: piano
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Work. Yes, I said the dreaded word. Don’t get me wrong, I like the fact that I have a job, I like my job, and it does pay something, all of which makes me lucky as there are so many without jobs out there. I’m just tired. Not enough sleep due to sleep apnea brought on by an upper respiratory infection (like that is news).
Business is slow this week (students are still on break) and it is too early for the new projects to start steamrolling in so we are finishing up what we have and getting the lower priority projects out the door.
I really want the weekend to get here.
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It is back to work day, back to meetings, writing software, belching colas, going to meetings, and chasing the secretaries of other departments around the desk (no college co-eds as the students are not yet back from holiday). I really need a holiday from the holidays…. you know, with all the stuff we have to do during the Christmas holidays, family gatherings, dinners, outings, shopping, and celebrating, we need a separate holiday just to rest from the holidays. Just like we need a vacation after we get back from vacation.
Yes, I am avoiding work, thank you for reminding me.
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Durn it! The Falcons lost in the 2008 wildcard playoffs.
Yes,I am quite perturbed… and upset… no to mention mentally disturbed, but that is another fish on the hotcake.
My upset is right up there with the news that the arena football season (2009) has been canceled.
And, no, I will not be watching any more football this season… that is until I get this overwhelming urge to watch the SuperBowl.
And there is nothing on TV.
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Tags: Arena Football, Atlanta Falcons, Superbowl
Yes, it was six years ago today that I started to officially post on my own blog ,called back then “A Lackluster Blog” (though I was bloggin for a few months before on a community blog and pre-blogging* before that). A lot has changed over the years… different blogging software, different host, and a reduction in postings.
So happy 2009 and here’s to a new year of blogging.
*pre-blogging – before there was actual blogging software like WordPress, Movable Type, and Expression Engine, weblogs consisted of daily, weekly, monthly, etc. updates on the web page writen in HTML and the revised page uploaded to the server.
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