Chocolate

   1. What tastes best covered in chocolate?
Chocolate

   2. Why do you eat chocolate the way you do (or don’t)?
Because I am a chocoholic.

   3. Do you know how chocolate is made?
Yes, I saw it on the Discovery Channel.

   4. If you knew you would live 5 years longer if you never ate any chocolate again, would you give it up?
Probably not.

   5. Have you ever had carob?
Yes, but I was not particularly impressed by it.

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Remember the typing tests you had in high school and that terrible sentence you had to type over and over again because it used all of the keys.  You know the one…. The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy gray dog, sodomized his squeaky toy, ate his Froot Loops, sniffed the dog’s master’s butt, and drove over the dog’s wife with a scooter.  I thought you’d remember that one.  And you were supposed to type it without looking at the keys and type it many times quickly…..

Ohhh, Jennifer Beal’s body double is naked….

I guess I need to rewind “The Bride“.

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• Obama speech: You don’t mess with Joe. #
• Obama speech: Lend taxpayers more money? Not what the banks want to hear. #
• Obama speech: CEO bonus have been pwned by Obama. #
• Obama speech: Money leads to more money. Open credit so families can borrow money to spend to help the economy. #
• Obama speech: Roundabout way of saying No Child Left Behind isn’t working. Go Prez! #
• Obama speech: Government involvement necessary to solve big problems. #
• Obama speech: Government is a catalyst for opportunity. #
• Obama speech: Time for America to lead again. #
• Obama speech: Put Americans to work and solve the energy problems with renewable energy technology. #
• Obama speech: Made in America trucks and cars that are run on renewable energy. America invented the automobile and we will lead again. #
• Obama speech: Can’t afford to put health care reform on hold. #
• Obama speech: Electronic health records. Didn’t I have a class where we discussed just that two years ago? #
• Obama speech: Health care reform will bring down deficit. #
• Obama speech: Education reform can reverse national economic problems. #
• Obama speech: Yeah charter schools! #
• Obama speech: Every American will need more than a high school education. #
• Obama speech: On more high school dropouts! #
• Obama speech: No more high school dropouts! #
• Obama speech: Education begins at home. It is an American issue. #
• Obama speech: Ouch, we inherited the deficit (from the previous administration). #
• Obama speech: Already found $2 trillion in savings. Eliminate subsidies for large food companies, no bid contracts. #
• Obama speech: No tax breaks for companies that ship jobs overseas. #
• Obama speech: You mean my taxes will not go up, but will actually go down? #
• Obama speech: Fix social security. Restore trust and accountability from the government. #
• Obama speech: Responsibly end the war in Iraq. Tough on terrorist. #
• Obama speech: Upholding our values make us stronger. “USA does not torture.” #
• Obama speech: With great power comes great responsibility — your Marvel geekdom is showing. #
• Obama speech: Damn good speech. #

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And you don’t mess around with Joe… per Obama’s speech just now.

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Yes, boring work. That is all for which I seem to have time. Makes boring blog posts. Short post. Post with really short sentences.

I could go on about the cold weather, about the failing economy, about the idiot CEO’s and their outragous bonuses during the failings of their respective companies, or about the lack of money.

Break time is over!

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1. Carpet :: bomb
2. William :: Shakespear
3. Oh! :: Canada
4. Board game :: Monopoly
5. Sunlight :: feels right
6. Delay :: tactics
7. Winner :: Takes It All
8. Concubine :: sexy
9. Comatose :: Tom Selleck/li>
10. Satisfy :: sexual urges

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Some one sent me this some time back and I just have to share….

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Another upgrade on WordPress that didn’t go smoothly.  We are up to version 2.7.1 now.

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For those of you (and you two know who you are) that came by the site and found a parking page, my current domain name registrant decided to discontinue my contract without letting me know.  You see, the domain name was 2 days overdue, a fact that I would have rectified weeks ago if the company had just notified me that the name was up for renewal.

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