This is a parody, if you were wondering….

1. Find a good blog or website to steal content from, say Cracked.com.
2. Read the articles on the site to get a feel for the writing style… this will be important.
3. Find a particular article you would like to steal, The 11 Most Unnecessary ‘How To’ Guides on the Web is a good start.
4. Read the article again and take notes.  You never know when come commenter will ask you questions about it.
5. Steal the article.  Copy and paste the content, I guess.  Use some of those wild computer skills you learned in that how-to article about copying web content.
6. Change the article.  This would involve using a word processing program and using synan.. sinyn… synon….. words that mean the same thing.  Use your imagination in changing the article.  Oh yeah, you wouldn’t be stealing the content in the first place if you had any imagination, so just go with the word changing.  Put some mispellings in there while you are at it.
7. Post stolen content on your blog.  Don’t ask me how to do it, it is your blog.
8. Sit back and let the visitors come flocking to your site.
9. You also may want to pray that the site you stole content from doesn’t catch you at it.

DISCLAIMER!  The author of the site does not advocate stealing content.  He had a gun pointed to the head of his cherry action figure and was forced to write this how-to. In fact the author, me, advocates that it would be better for you to run down the road without your pants.  You never know, with all of the screaming people in your projected path, there may be one woman who mistakes the sock you stuffed down your underwear is your huge member and want to have her way with you. You will have to get her drunk first because when she realizes that you don’t have a huge member, she will dump you like used tissue.

DISCLAIMER 2! Gal holding my cherry action figure hostage says it is rude to get girls drunk to have sex with them and most women wouldn’t fall for the old sock in the skivvies trick.

DISCLAIMER 3!  I was in no way advocating getting a girl drunk to have sex with her, that is just wrong in so many ways.  And I would like to meet the women who do fall for the sock in the shorts trick.

DISCLAIMER 4! Gal holding my cherry action figure hostage says no I wouldn’t want to meet “those women” because they tend to be skanky. 

DISCLAIMER 5!  That was the whole point of meeting “those women”.

DISCLAIMER 6!  If you want to get laid, there are plenty of nice women out there who’ll have sex with you.  I’ll jump you if you want.  Don’t write that! You are so going to pay for that! I’m going to let your Superman doll have it.

DISCLAIMER 7! No! No! Not Superman!  Wait a minute! Is that grape Kool-Aid?  You were using an softdrink-filled water gun?!

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