I am like so much a real expert on this subject…..

• Get a life.  If you have a life, unlike me, you will have plenty to blog about.  You can blog about your 100th ascent of Kilimanjaro, your run in with the Alabama State Patrol, or the cure for cancer you just discovered.  It works for me.
• If you don’t have a life, blog about things you like…. eating chocolate, reading books, running over old ladies, etc.  What you might think will be boring to others may actually be of interest to other people… unless you are a interested Hannah Montana wigs.
• Write about your relatives.  Everyone has a kooky uncle or hot sister-in-law to gossip about.  Or you can use the old standby and blog about how adorable you baby is and what she/he is doing at the moment.
• Blog about current events. Unless you live in a cave buried deep in the Earth, you will hear some news.  If you don’t have an opinion steal someone else’s. 
• Write about work.  Who needs a job anyway.
• Complain about the government.  Then you can complain about how they carted you off to jail on trumped up charges.
• Come up with a wacky conspiracy theory and explain it in detail every day, many times a day, retelling the same points. After your failed attempt to commit mass suicide, you can blog about how the authorities are stopping you from reaching the other plane.
• Make up stuff.  It works for me.
• Steal content from other bloggers… just change it so that they can’t really tell that you stole it.
• Fill your blog everyday with worthless links.  If you are trying to get a high page ranking in Google, that is the way to go.
• Post pictures everyday with funny captions.  Be inventive and take pictures of secure government installations that will assure you of a life in prison.
• Blog about your illegal activities… and post videos about them.  Yes, let’s make the job for law enforcement a lot easier.
• Post nothing but memes everyday, all day.  That is sure to bring loads of readers to your blog.

Yes, do these simple things and will be assured of many blog posts for years to come with the added bonuses of being imprisoned, put in a sanitarium, losing all of your friends, and becoming a pariah.

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