Snarky: having a sarcastic, impertinent, or irreverent tone or manner.
How to be snarky (and really piss off women to no end)
- Buy or get access to a computer, find a popular website, and leave rude, obnoxious, sarcastic comments…. remember to remain anonymous. Women just love guys who hit and run on the web.
- Find an attractive woman in a bar (yes, it means leaving your mom’s basement), saddle up real close to her at the bar, and make run and inappropriate sexual remarks to her. Women love guys who know what they want.
- Get a job (leave the basement again, I know), harass your female co-workers making inappropriate sexual advances, and get fired from said job. Women just go head-over-heels for guys who consider women as just objects.
- Go to a strip joint, call the dancers “baby”, and pawn the waitresses until you either get kicked out or beaten to a pulp. Women appreciate being demeaned.
- Take public transportation, take the last seat on the bus, etc., and refuse to give up the seat for the little old lady. Women get hot for inconsiderate men.
Do these things and you will be assured that your genetic heritage will be included from the gene pool saving humanity in the process.
That is all.
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