Sometimes things just pop in my head (which cause people to run for the exits and/or put me one of those funny white coats)….

• Sometimes I think, other times I just fall down for no reason at all.
• A bird in the hand makes a awful mess if you are a cymbal player.
• To be or not to be… I’m in between.
• If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, then how in heck do we know if it fell?  It may have grown that way for all we know.
• A stitch in time saves a lot on your clothing bill unless you don’t know how to sew and then it can run up your medical bill.
• To err is human, to really screw things up requires government.
• Vengeance is mine sayeth the Lord.  There must be a lot of lords in the world.
• Do worms poop?
• If a bear is not in the woods, is he constipated?
• What happens to aliens when they get abducted?  Do they get anal probed?
• Is it nobler to suffer the slings and arrows or just better to get out of the way?
• This……

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