This is from a Charlie Tennant II from ChantaleCenterfold Yahoo! Group (an adult group)….

Here you go:
1. Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point your blow dryer at passing cars to see if they will slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom and don’t disguise your voice!
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that!
4. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine additions switch to Expresso!
5. In the memo field of all your checks write for Marijuana!
6. With a serious face, order diet water whenever you go out to eat!
7. Specify that your drive through order is “to go”!
8. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I won, I won”!
9. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot screaming “run for your lives, they’re loose”!
10. Tell your children over dinner, “due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go”!

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