Before we get started, my apologies to blondes…. and gay men.

Two women, one blond and one brunette, are seeing the same guy. Neither woman wants to give up the guy so the brunette proposes a competition. That afternoon, the two women meet at a gay men’s bar. The brunette says that the first woman to get a man to leave the bar with her wins the boyfriend. The blond picks out a guy and does everything she can to seduce the guy, gets frustrated, and tries to seduce another guy. The brunette on the other hand walks up to a guy, whispers in his ear, and then walks up to another guy and whispers in his ear. The brunette does this until one of the guys leaves with her. The blond has had no luck in getting a guy to leave with her and admits defeat. When the brunette walks back into the bar, the blond asks the woman how she manage to get a gay guy to leave the bar with her. The brunette says, “I just whispered into the guy’s ear that I think I hit his car. The one I found with a car came out with me to check on his car. I just said he had to leave the bar with you, not take him home with you.”

Spontaneous jokes is not my strong point.

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