I received a note from a secret admirer today.

No, I do not know who it is, that would defeat the whole point of secret wouldn’t it.  I am really clueless as to who it might be as who would want to admire me as I am fat, balding, and smell like day old cheese dip.

So how do you let your secret admirer know that you are interested in at least being friends?  And before you get all huffy about me being married and “interested”, my wife and I have a open marriage with limits and it will take too long to go over the limit list.

But seriously, how do you let the other person know?  I can’t just go up to everyone that could have my address and ask if she/he is the one admiring moi. 

I guess I’ll never know.

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