Random thoughts running through my head, not necessarily good ones…

• Bananas should be opened from the bottom not from the top where it attaches to other bananas.  See this! I tried it and it works.
• Hollywood ran out of ideas long before the current crop of movies.  Just look at some of the movies that were made in the early days of film.  Some movies were “re-imaged” and “rebooted” within months of each other.
• Water is wet people!  I know this is a shock to some of you, but yes, you get wet when you get hit with water.  Another news flash, rain is water. Don’t even ask why I mention this.
• Cats are like some people when it comes to the wetness of water.  No matter how many times you stick your paw in the water, it will still be wet.
• Whoever thought of putting laptop hard drives in cases and selling them as portable storage devices was a genius.  Dude, you don’t know how much I appreciate them.  Those and the portable flash drives.
• How does John know I am on Facebook?  And which John is it?  Or is it a generic John that cruises for prostitutes?
• “Work is hard.”  No kidding, if it was easy it wouldn’t be called work now would it.  Same goes for homework.

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