- Yes Al, diamond studded swimming pools do not grow on trees. #
- @jozjozjoz Yes, being awake at 4:30 does rock, but it is better if you are just getting up at that time. in reply to jozjozjoz #
- #mymomsaid Don't run with scissor or you will castrate yourself. It seemed everything with a sharp edge would castrate you according to her #
- Do peanut butter makers include glue in the mix? I have never had a PB sandwich that did not stick to the roof of my mouth. #
- Yes, I am eating a PB sandwich for lunch. How did you know? #
- @kylieireland Maybe the grey cat has not seen such a beautiful woman before. Hmm, I wonder if that will work as a pickup line? #
- Dancin' cowboys, singing horses, Gyspsy music, ringin' voices… curse you Bellamy Brothers for that earworm! #
- @jozjozjoz My sympathies to your bro… but now you can mock him as he walks funny. in reply to jozjozjoz #
- Always remember to follow the ALL steps you write down for yourself , each step is there for a reason! #
- @KarenAlloy The dolls do number 1 and number 2 to convince kids that they never, ever want to be parents when they grow up. in reply to KarenAlloy #
- OMG! Now they are tweeting magazines, you know like Popular Mechanics! #
- @KarenAlloy Enjoy the "silence looks" while they last. Once they start talking, kids will go on for hours about her/his favorite subject. in reply to KarenAlloy #
- Time to go home. Only two more work days until the weekend everyone. Celebrate! #
- @jozjozjoz You are kidding… right? in reply to jozjozjoz #
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