Archive for December, 2009
- RT @KarenAlloy: Santa Claus! New Video! Comment Rate Sub! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v2puo82c2c (RT?) #
- @fpaulwilson Awesome video and story. You can see how the character changed after the bag purchase, almost supernaturally. in reply to fpaulwilson #
- @fpaulwilson That is one wicked story. in reply to fpaulwilson #
- @FrickinWicked Wicked as in foet-skin handbag wicked… http://bit.ly/8dY2Ui in reply to FrickinWicked #
- Of all things to be offended by from last Sunday's "Family Guy" and they picked the lap dancing? http://bit.ly/5bvZHR #
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- @KarenAlloy Are you saying there is no Santa Claus, Virginia? Blasphemy , burn her at the Steak and Ale! in reply to KarenAlloy #
- @kylieireland You could subscribe to the Lovecraft idea that dreams are just us visiting different worlds and realities, in reply to kylieireland #
- @kylieireland The man in blue is your desire for a new, exciting relationship, and the Rice Krispie treats are that you are jonesing for… in reply to kylieireland #
- @kylieireland (cont)… Rice Krispie treats. Or the guy in blue is some lizard alien invading your dreams. in reply to kylieireland #
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- @KarenAlloy First it is rice cereal then its is Gucci handbags. in reply to KarenAlloy #
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- @KarenAlloy Hope everything is okay. in reply to KarenAlloy #
- @KarenAlloy Let me kiss it and make it better. Mwah. in reply to KarenAlloy #
- @AngelaRyan Would a little word of encouragement be better? You are beautiful and intelligent. in reply to AngelaRyan #
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- Town $8 million in debt. Mayor responds that he is waiting on an inheritance from a relative in Zimbabwe to make up deficit. The poor use tree to knock mayor silly.
- Man swims with tiger sharks and lives… just before the lasers get him. The poor run from beaches because it is SHARKS WITH FREAKIN’ LASERS!
- H1N1 lawyers file cease and desist orders against distribution of vaccines. Cold-blooded lizard lawyers site that H1N1 has not killed any of them and it is a smear campaign by the medical community. The poor too busy sneezing up pigs to care.
- Peeps store opens. Town immediately besieged by giant robotic peeps. The poor go nom-nom-nom and save mankind.
- Sarah Palin considering writing second book. The poor flabbergasted that Palin can read much less write and attack publishers with copies of “Of Mice and Men”.
- Cereal makers to reduce amount of sugar in dry breakfast cereals. The poor dropping the whole cereal facade and eating sticks directly.
- Woman arrested for smuggling monkey meat. The poor and everyone else wonders what wine you use to go with grilled monkey.
- For Sale: Japanese island. Islanders tired of giant monsters tramping over their corn fields. The poor taking up collections to buy island and restart Godzilla franchise.
- @KayOhara You could always come down here were it is a warm 35 degrees F and there is plenty of hot chocolate. in reply to KayOhara #
- @KarenAlloy Suzy, you are such a flirt! Let's go out for a Grainbelt Beer. in reply to KarenAlloy #
- @kylieireland It is obvious, redhead, sexy, beautiful, smart, witty, every guy and gal's wet dream, cool tats, and nice legs….. in reply to kylieireland #
- "A gathering of angels appeared above my head, They sang to me this song of hope and this is what they said…" #
- @KarenAlloy Nooo, not the black fingernails! How are you going to be the evil witch-zombie-clown for Christmas without the black nails? in reply to KarenAlloy #
- Everyone panic! Ice is falling from sky! #
- Yes, it is sleeting here. #
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I was walking through my den the yesterday and caught site of what my son was watching, SWAT Kats. For those of you who don’t remember or don’t know, SWAT Kats was a animated series that once ran on TBS and was about this crime fighting/heroic duo of anamorphic felines (called kats) who were junkyard owners when not saving Megakat City. A pretty standard action cartoon that ran from 1993 to 1995 that had an interesting way of animating the characters. It is not to say that the animation was all that good, it was fairly standard type of animation for its time, it was the difference in how the genders were animated. All of the male cats were almost regular cartoon cats that walked on two legs where as the female cats all look more or less human. In fact, if you didn’t know the females were supposed to be cats you would swear they just had bizarre skin colors. Which leads into what I saw last night.
I never paid much attention the show when it first aired and only caught a few episodes. It seems the one that aired last night I missed entirely. The episode featured a female villain by the name of Turmoil, a character bent of world domination with her ship full of female soldiers.
As you can see, Turmoil is quite an attractive (by anime standards) platinum-blond female at looks nothing like a feline. What you don’t see (I don’t have a screen grab of) is the quasi-Nazi uniform she is wearing and the fact that she has porn star body proportions (big boobs, wide hips, tiny waist, and about 70% thin legs). For a moment there I thought I was watching a lost scene from Heavy Metal. And yes, she had the sexy commanding voice. Did I mention that the uniform was skin tight? Anime-uniform-furry fetish people would go nuts over this character. I can just image the volume of animation porn centered around the character Turmoil. And with a ship full of similarly uniformed females. Yep, I think some animators were sneaking in some cheesecake if not downright erotic fantasies.
Luckily my son is too young to really notice how provocative the character is drawn.
And now that I have ruined your childhood……
- Yes, I have catching up with my Friday Five meme posts. Up next, Unconscious Mutterings. #
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iTunes Five
1. What song do you play the most?
The theme to the movie Sleepstalker (Sleep Baby Sleep).
2. What song do you play the least?
Already Gone by The Eagles
3. What’s the last song you added?
Rev it Up by Vixen
4. What’s your favorite playlist?
The one to which I am listening at the moment.
5. What kind of iPod (or MP3 player) do you have?
I have a cheap Zen Stone. No frills.

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