Archive for March 31st, 2010
- @Mandilena Gulp! I guess I better clean up my act since your fiancé is reading this.
in reply to Mandilena # - @Mandilena Thank God for MP3's . If had only had them during the disco era… in reply to Mandilena #
- @Mandilena She was no longer my boss when it happened, I swear. in reply to Mandilena #
- @Mandilena You missed the fact that there is a "USS" in front of the "Enterprise". Geek knuckle bump! in reply to Mandilena #
- @Mandilena But I am in Kabuki theater. in reply to Mandilena #
- @Mandilena You mean kids don't come from the stork? in reply to Mandilena #
- @Mandilena Stop flirting on twitter? But how else am I gonna convince people I am a dirty old man?
in reply to Mandilena # - @Mandilena Yanking ur yoowho? LMAO in reply to Mandilena #
- @Mandilena You mean everyone can see the twitpics of my bald spot that I posted.Oh the horror! in reply to Mandilena #
- @Mandilena No, you don't tweet enough dammit! Get in there and tweet more! in reply to Mandilena #
- @Mandilena Oh crap! God is watching me? That must be who is on the other end of that camera I found. in reply to Mandilena #
- @Mandilena in reply to Mandilena #
- @Mandilena Fine! I'll stop tweeting about my boring sexual escapades with porn queens. in reply to Mandilena #
- @Mandilena Mmmm, naked pictures .*slap* What?! It is not like I am asking for your naked pix. But while we are on the subject…. in reply to Mandilena #
- @Mandilena *sniff sniff* OMG! You're right. Ou I stinky poo. in reply to Mandilena #
- @AngelaRyan OMG! in reply to AngelaRyan #
- @jozjozjoz Ewwwwwwwww! in reply to jozjozjoz #
- @Mandilena But are the prices for your used cars INSANE!? in reply to Mandilena #
- @Mandilena Oh I would love to hi *slap* If you're gonna slap me everytime I make a rude sexual innuendo I gonna be in another ethnic group. in reply to Mandilena #
- @jozjozjoz Muppets are always cool. in reply to jozjozjoz #
- @KarenAlloy Ewwwwwwwww, and you woke up next to me! in reply to KarenAlloy #
- @KarenAlloy I am!!!!!!!!!!! in reply to KarenAlloy #
- @KarenAlloy More nude pix! Cool! in reply to KarenAlloy #
- @MusicalVerenice Time for some tea and a warm soothing bath. in reply to MusicalVerenice #
- @RayaJean Okay, but I'm not a girl. in reply to RayaJean #
- @KarenAlloy OMG! Exploding testicles! in reply to KarenAlloy #
- Would that not be a cool superspy – Agent 609, he of the deadly and replaceable exploding testicles! @simonpegg #
- @kani92 Good news? in reply to kani92 #
- @kani92 Must not have been very good news like an acceptance letter. in reply to kani92 #
- @Mandilena Hello pretty lady. in reply to Mandilena #
- @Mandilena Wassup? People are floating off the Earth because we are experiencing spots of anti-gravity. in reply to Mandilena #
- @Mandilena OOOOOOXXXXXX in reply to Mandilena #
- Follow @Mandilena or… or.. uhm I'll eat all your Cheetos! #
- @kani92 Wouldn't you want some water instead? in reply to kani92 #
- If you don't follow @Mandilena then I will cry. =( #
- @kani92 Bless you, that must be a bad cold you have. in reply to kani92 #
- "Let Her Cry" by Hootie and the Blowfish. I had a relationship just like what he is singing about. #
- @Mandilena Maybe you should go see a doctor? Have you had any episodes of high blood pressure or infections lately? in reply to Mandilena #
- @kani92 I was just messing with you. ") in reply to kani92 #
- @kani92 What the hell is ")? I have no idea where that came from. My keyboard is typing itself, in reply to kani92 #
- @Mandilena That last time I saw that it was due to a burst blood vessel from high blood pressure. Have you had bad dry eyes lately? in reply to Mandilena #
- @Mandilena There is your problem. Rubbing can lead to burst vessels especially during allergy attacks. in reply to Mandilena #
- @Mandilena Hmmmm, what are you hungry for? Chika bow chika bow wow… in reply to Mandilena #
- Yes, people, I have a dirty mind. Everything has sexual connotations. Yes, even taking out the garbage. Mwahahahahahah! #
- I will clean up this town #WitYaBitchAss , And no, I have no idea what those random assembly of words mean. #
- @Mandilena Well, not peni if you wondering? *slap* You know you keep slapping me I'm gonna go silly… er. in reply to Mandilena #
- @Mandilena I hope there is a good Chinese place near you. in reply to Mandilena #
- I clean all the bathrooms #WitYaBitchAss . And it is damn hard to do when #WitYaBitchAss has no hair and is smooth as silk… wanna date? #
- @Mandilena That only happened once and my hair was in tangles. It didn't help my hair was down past my butt. in reply to Mandilena #
- @KarenAlloy Because the Cheez-its are our friends. The Cheez-its are our masters. All hail the snack food overlords. in reply to KarenAlloy #
- @KarenAlloy Will hugs make your tum-tum feel all better-wetter? ((())) in reply to KarenAlloy #
- OMG! "Chocolate Salty Balls" is going through my head. Even Metallica is not able to drive the song out of my skull! #
- Time to get off work! #
- @Mandilena Just got back from my kids birthday party, part one. And you? in reply to Mandilena #
- @Mandilena Savannah, Georgia in reply to Mandilena #
- @Mandilena Hit hit hit… tell me when to stop. in reply to Mandilena #
- @Mandilena It may take a while to go away. in reply to Mandilena #
- @AngelaRyan Poor baby
in reply to AngelaRyan # - @Mandilena Doggy style, because of all the hair pulling, ass slapping, and rough riding fun. in reply to Mandilena #
- @jozjozjoz Take a break and relax. in reply to jozjozjoz #
- @Mandilena Fine, they are happy to have more than one birthday celebration, but not so with it bing so near to Easter this year. in reply to Mandilena #
- @Mandilena There is something to be said for the reverse cowgirl. It is joy to see the Mr. Happy sliding into the tunnel of love. in reply to Mandilena #
- @KarenAlloy Fine, just remember to get Jordan to take some pictures for his class. in reply to KarenAlloy #
- Boy is twitter suddenly quiet. #
- I'm heading for bed. Night tweet-land. #
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