• Day 2 of vacation. Woke up at 11:45 AM. Light coming in from windows. So this is what my bedroom looks like in natural sunlight. Ugh! #
• @volnessj You lucky dog. You da man! in reply to volnessj #
• @Mandilena I'm on vacation! Weeeeeee! in reply to Mandilena #
• Yes, I am on vacation… http://dailybooth.com/yogblog/4365609 #
• @Mandilena Go back to sleep. It is lazy Sunday. in reply to Mandilena #
• @Mandilena Come away with me to the islands… in reply to Mandilena #
• Get funky with some hot apple pie. Anyone have any apple pie? #
• I misss Clarissa Darling, she used to explain it all. http://bit.ly/10ZoGI #
• Mmmmm, hot apple cider just hits the spot sometimes. #
• @MeredthSalenger Have you ever considered staring in a comedy series? in reply to MeredthSalenger #
• @MeredthSalenger Have you ever considered starring in a comedy series? #
• @volnessj Just ask @KarenAlloy for another date. I'm sure she wouldn't mind helping you. Or we could just blackmail her. in reply to volnessj #
• KFC Double Down chicken sandwich. Even I think it is too much. #
• @volnessj You see, all you have to do is ask and @KarenAlloy comes up with a plan. in reply to volnessj #
• Anyone else think @MeredithSalenger is one beautiful, talented lady besides me? #
• @volnessj Can I come and watch? #
• @volnessj @KarenAlloy Dammit! Would you two just get married already. Jeez, some of us are trying to get some sleep. Batman. #
• I'm taking my onion belt and going to bed. Say goodnight Gracie. #

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• @Mandilena Awwww, how sweet and romantic. in reply to Mandilena #
• @RayaJean The parade is for you. in reply to RayaJean #
• @KarenAlloy Awwww. I so want another baby. Please talk me out of it. in reply to KarenAlloy #
• I am a sad, lonely old man who spent the morning mowing his grass. Now to live vicariously through other's tweets. #
• For you three people who actually follow me, no, I am just tired and still sick. Yard work takes all of your energy. #
• @KarenAlloy You, mee, the world. Can we take a bath together? in reply to KarenAlloy #
• Dr. Who new season on BBCAmerica in 2 hours and 9 minutes. #
• When ordinary tweeting is just not enough, your clothes can tweet for you…. http://bit.ly/bEhcqL #
• @KarenAlloy @volnessj I feel like I am in the middle of some porn movie with you two. #
• @volnessj Oh yes baby, yes baby YESS! Wait a minute, you're not Karen! in reply to volnessj #
• @volnessj It is possible, but remember to unplug it first. in reply to volnessj #
• Dr. Who new season premier on BBCAmerica in 6 minutes! #
• Rose Tyler (Billie Piper) is soooo freakin' hot! #
• Dr. Who on BBCAmerican Now! #
• @KarenAlloy Wait until Lulu cooks them in tomato sauce. in reply to KarenAlloy #
• Dr. Who – The 11th Hour. The Doctor is back and fun. #
• In the scenes from upcoming Dr. Who, who is the woman flying the TARDIS? The Rani? #

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• @ArielXOXO My favorite live-streaming site. in reply to ArielXOXO #
• @ArielXOXO Ab-crusther. in reply to ArielXOXO #
• @Mandilena I am soooo tempted to sing that Barry Manilow song just to hear your scream. in reply to Mandilena #
• @Mandilena Will an air mattress do? in reply to Mandilena #
• @volnessj Sorry, but I only have sexual intercourse with large mammaries attached to female homosapiens. in reply to volnessj #
• #FF @Mandilena @KarenAlly @volnessj @ArielXOXO @litaford and honorable mention to a former follow @kani92. #
• #FF @Mandilena @KarenAlloy @volnessj @ArielXOXO @litaford and honorable mention to a former follow @kani92. #
• @cracked The day after tax day? "Have a party in my pants" day? Orgy day? "Take a tea kettle to work and molest it" day? in reply to cracked #
• @volnessj How did you get on the roof? Oh, the other high… in reply to volnessj #
• @KarenAlloy Meeeeeee. in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @KarenAlloy Must…. resist….. sock… fetish…… in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @KarenAlloy Fat? You have no fat, you are a lean, mean, sex machine. in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @KarenAlloy Yea, I can see you climbing over walls, jumping from lampposts, and swinging from stormgutters. in reply to KarenAlloy #
• Why is this day soooo sloooooowww? My vacation starts at quittin' time today! #
• @KarenAlloy Refresh #236 789… refresh #236 790… refresh #236 791… can I stop now? in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @KarenAlloy Yogurt superman! in reply to KarenAlloy #
• 8 minutes to vacation! #
• @Mandilena Come go on vacation with me. #
• 3 minutes to vacation! #
• VACATION!!!!!!! #
• @ConanOBrien I petition that you give @KarenAlloy a ticket to your performance, please. in reply to ConanOBrien #

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• Thursday. I want the weekend to be here already! #
• Grrrrrr! I am the Cloverfield monster! #
• I changed my profile pic because it creeped out some people (looked like a serial killer), changed it again because last one looked (cont) #
• (cont) too condescending. The current profile pic is me in the mirror this morning. I need to pay the dentist a visit it seems. #
• Since no one reads my tweets, I can say just about anything. My male member is HUGE, ladies! #
• Okay, so my male member is not HUGE, just average size. But It looks HUGE with a magnifying glass. #
• Got an email saying wild girls want to party with me! And it has a link to the wild girls! #
• I have twitter and I'm not afraid to use it! #
• @MeredthSalenger Lucky Charms did sell just marshmellows for a special promotion sometime back and could do it again with some incentive. in reply to MeredthSalenger #
• @KarenAlloy You should get an email shortly about the e-filing if you haven't already. Don't worry so much. And stop biting your nails. in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @RayaJean You need to get more sleep then. in reply to RayaJean #
• Now your cat wants an iPad! http://bit.ly/cOeFNZ #
• Dogs want steak iPad app. #
• @KarenAlloy Oh poor baby, here's some hugs to make it all go away. ((())) in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @ConanOBrien The US IRS landshark is on its way! in reply to ConanOBrien #
• @Mandilena Drinking large quantities of alcoholic beverages would be good, but I'm at work. in reply to Mandilena #
• I want the day to be over. #
• Or rather the working part of the day to be over. #
• @Mandilena Noooooooooooo! If you leave then the light will fade from my lonely world. in reply to Mandilena #
• @KarenAlloy I have had nothing but good fortune when I used them. in reply to KarenAlloy #

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• @KarenAlloy @volnessj God! Would you two please get a room! The rest of us are tryin' to sleep here. You kids and your going out. #
• @KarenAlloy Are we having epiphanies this morning or giving sage words of advice? in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @sohmer Those tall, bald guys in the flowing robes? Yeah, they keep asking for "How To Serve Man" cookbooks. The maroons! in reply to sohmer #
• @KarenAlloy You mean Bieber has joined with the zombie clowns in the playground! I was expecting Miley Cyrus to join them first. in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @KarenAlloy "LA ain't you kind of town, there ain't no gold and there ain't nobody like me. I'm the # 1 family man in Tennessee." in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @Mandilena Woooooooooorrrrrrkiiinnnnnngggggg! in reply to Mandilena #
• @Mandilena No, come and spend time with me instead. in reply to Mandilena #
• @Mandilena My kind of day, All dark, cloudy, and stormy! I love storms. in reply to Mandilena #
• @KarenAlloy No, it is your awesomeness and beauty just plain overwhelms the servers. in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @KarenAlloy OMG! He could get in a heap of trouble for that! see the comment. in reply to KarenAlloy #

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• @KarenAlloy Nope, and no usb ports. in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @volnessj Playgrounds is where the evil zombie clowns sleep during the day. So stay away from playgrounds at night! in reply to volnessj #
• @KarenAlloy One crate of blueberry muffins on the way. They may be a little stale when they get there. in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @KarenAlloy Depends on the complexity of the return. Yours if no child support/alimony and only income $25 to $60. in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @KarenAlloy You have to really screw it up to get audited, like a sudden change in income. You don't own a house or any investments (cont) in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @KarenAlloy (cont) so you can do a simple form online for free (you have to pay to submit the state however). in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @KarenAlloy Sorry, I didn't know. Ask the local college/tech school if they have a free tax help thingie. in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @KarenAlloy Pro-cra-stin-a-tor!!!!!!!! in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @KarenAlloy Get your arse in there and get those sweetie bums a-workin' on them taxes or no more pudding for you! in reply to KarenAlloy #
• Vacation is next week (starting this Saturday). I can't wait until it starts. #

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• Back at work and nothing is working. Why do I work? Oh, yeah, to pay bills. #
• @KarenAlloy … and the birds are tweeting soft melodies, a symphony of nature to start you on your day. NOW GET YOUR TAXES DONE! in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @Mandilena Missed you. in reply to Mandilena #
• @KarenAlloy … you have been RickRolled! in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @KarenAlloy Open the windows! in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @KarenAlloy Their names all begin with letters of the alphabet? in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @Mandilena Poor baby, I know how you feel. I hope you get well soon. in reply to Mandilena #

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• @ArielXOXO Chuck Norris and Mr. T would never fight because their beards are lovers. in reply to ArielXOXO #
• "Dancing cowboys, singing horses, gypsy music, and songs about love…" #

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• @volnessj Would you two get a room. God! lol in reply to volnessj #
• @litaford Didn't geyt laid, poor girl. in reply to litaford #
• I have that peaceful, easy feeling one gets when the meds kid in. I am really gonna miss this feeling when I get well… NOT! #
• @KarenAlloy "Do that to me one more time, once is never enough with a man like you…" in reply to KarenAlloy #

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